Goodbye to the Only Person Who Understood My Coffee Addiction

Dear [Name],

As you leave us to pursue new adventures, I just want to say thank you—for being my partner-in-crime during coffee breaks, my sympathetic ear during meetings, and my personal proofreader when I butchered emails.

Your departure has left a caffeine-shaped hole in my heart (and in the office). Who else will help me sneak out of boring meetings under the pretext of “urgent coffee runs”?

Good luck out there, and remember, the office fridge will never be the same without your suspiciously labeled Tupperware.

Stay amazing,
[Your Name]