Goodbye to the Boss Who Taught Me Everything (Except How to Leave on Time)

Dear [Name],

Subject Line: “Goodbye to the Boss Who Taught Me Everything (Except How to Leave on Time)”

As you move on to conquer new challenges, I want to thank you for being a mentor, a motivator, and occasionally, the only person who laughed at my jokes during team meetings.

Your leadership has been inspiring—though I’m still trying to figure out how you managed to leave the office before 8 PM. Please share your secrets before you go.

Good luck on your next adventure. Don’t forget to hire me when you’re CEO somewhere!

Sincerely,
[Your Name]