The Great Sticky-Note Hoarder Says Goodbye

Dear Stickiest of Workmates,

Subject: The Great Sticky-Note Hoarder Says Goodbye

I hereby surrender all sticky notes I “borrowed” in the wee hours of project crunch time. You’ll find them neatly stacked on my desk—color-coded, naturally, because my farewell gift to you is order amidst chaos.

I’ll miss the 10 a.m. coffee breaks that extended into 11 a.m. gossip sessions. I’ll also miss the group’s unified eye-roll whenever the boss uttered “circle back.” May you continue to flourish under fluorescent lights and keep that communal snack drawer just as dangerously tempting.

Sticky note bandit, over and out,
[Your Name]