When Monday Mornings Become a Legend

Dear Wonderful Work Family,

Subject: When Monday Mornings Become a Legend

As I exit this realm of deadlines, spreadsheets, and microwaved leftovers, I leave you with one final testament: Monday mornings are not real—they’re an elaborate myth created by exhausted office workers. I encourage you all to unite, coffee cups in hand, and claim your rightful place among the well-rested.

Thank you for turning stressful deadlines into comedic sagas and for never judging me when I wore mismatched socks three days in a row. Your laughter (and that occasionally weird birthday cake in the break room) made every Monday slightly more bearable. Keep the legends alive!

Enlightened and signing off,
[Your Name]