Farewell to the Office Thermostat Wars

Dear Chilly & Sweaty Colleagues,

Subject: Farewell to the Office Thermostat Wars

My last act as a proud occupant of Desk #42 is to wave the white flag in the ongoing thermostat wars. Whether you’re in Team Arctic Blast or Team Tropical Paradise, please find peace and compromise at a mild 72°F. I’ve endured enough shivering summers and sweaty winters to last a lifetime.

Thank you for being the warmest (pun intended) coworkers a person could ask for. May your days be filled with perfect ambient temperatures, minimal lumps in your coffee creamer, and zero jammed staplers.

Thermally signing off,
[Your Name]