A Swift Exit from Endless Meeting Invites

Dearest Team of Calendar Overlords,

Subject: A Swift Exit from Endless Meeting Invites

I am writing to inform you that I will no longer be RSVPing “Yes” to the 7:30 a.m. “quick sync,” 11:00 a.m. “touch base,” or the dreaded 4:45 p.m. “check-in.” My schedule has officially been cleared—permanently. I hope you can survive without my in-depth commentary on bagels and budgets.

From the bottom of my meeting-saturated heart, thank you for the comedic relief you all provided in those seemingly endless Zoom calls. May your future meetings be short, sweet, and free of accidental cat filters.

Meeting-free forever,
[Your Name]