Dropping the Email Chain…For Good

Hello Inbox Warriors,

Subject: Dropping the Email Chain…For Good

Alas, I am stepping out of the swirling vortex of email threads that multiply like hyperactive rabbits. Before I go, let me just say: the “Reply All” button is a mighty beast—use it wisely. I’ll no longer be fueling those epic chain conversations about leftover pizza or where to find extra toner.

I’ll miss your quick wit, random memes, and the way we collectively sighed whenever an email arrived with “HIGH PRIORITY” and five red exclamation marks. Please keep the digital chaos to a minimum, or at least add more GIFs for comedic relief.

Hitting Send for the last time,
[Your Name]