Goodbye, My Beloved Stapler (And You Too, Coworkers)

Dear Office Mates,

Subject: Goodbye, My Beloved Stapler (And You Too, Coworkers)

It breaks my heart to leave behind my trusty red stapler, but it’s time for me to explore new realms of office supply potential. You have all been an incredible part of my daily grind— from supporting my questionable decisions to providing me with never-ending coffee in chipped mugs.

Cherish the stapler, treat it with kindness, and remember that somewhere out there, I’m thinking of you every time I staple something dramatically. Thank you for the inside jokes, the daily banter, and for never letting me run out of paperclips.

Stapling my goodbyes,
[Your Name]