The Day I Finally Escaped the Water Cooler Gossip

My Fellow Gossip Enthusiasts,

Subject: The Day I Finally Escaped the Water Cooler Gossip

I’ve decided it’s time to leave the swirling realm of office rumors—who’s getting promoted, who microwaved fish, and who “accidentally” took your Tupperware home. While I’m off to new horizons, please don’t forget me when you huddle around the water cooler.

You all made this place an adventure, from potluck disasters to that unforgettable “office karaoke” meltdown. I’ll keep your secrets locked away (mostly). Keep gossiping responsibly and maybe, just maybe, don’t microwave fish at 9 a.m.

Cheekily yours,
[Your Name]