An Ode to Your Noble Morning Breath

Beloved [Name],

Subject: An Ode to Your Noble Morning Breath

Let the world know: your morning breath is a force to be reckoned with—a strange blend of coffee remnants and leftover dreams. Yet, I greet its gentle roar each day with open arms (and sometimes a quick breath mint).

You bring spontaneous joy to my otherwise predictable days. Whether we’re singing off-key in the shower or accidentally burning toast, I wouldn’t trade these goofy moments for anything. Your morning breath may be ferocious, but your heart is the softest treasure I know.

Eternally charmed (and slightly choking),
[Your Name]