You Put the Funk in My Dysfunction

Dear Beautifully Bizarre [Name],

Subject: You Put the Funk in My Dysfunction

They say love is about embracing each other’s flaws, but with you, it’s more like celebrating them with fireworks and confetti. You make my messy, complicated self feel like a masterpiece of modern art—unconventional, fascinating, and slightly off-center.

Thank you for allowing me to be goofy, dramatic, and sometimes hopelessly uncool. I love that you match my weirdness step for step. Together, our brand of chaos feels a lot like home.

Unapologetically dysfunctional with you,
[Your Name]