My Heart Melts Like Butter in Your Microwave

Darling [Name],

Subject: My Heart Melts Like Butter in Your Microwave

Yes, I compare my heart to butter—soft, easily melted, and occasionally prone to a big splatter if overheated. But in your presence, every meltdown is warm, gooey, and strangely comforting. You handle my mood swings like a seasoned chef: with patience and a dash of humor.

Thank you for letting me “nuke” my frustrations in your calming presence, and for always having a spoon ready when life calls for it. Let’s keep microwaving our hearts into puddles of affection.

Melted and happy,
[Your Name]