The Dishwasher of My Dreams

Hello Soapy Sweetheart,

Subject: The Dishwasher of My Dreams

My mother always told me to find someone who’d do the dishes with me—and then along came you, the unstoppable force who actually enjoys loading the dishwasher. Who knew such angels existed?

Though it may seem mundane, your willingness to tackle the monstrous pile of forks and plates is the purest form of romance I’ve encountered. Thank you for your soapy bravery and your ability to make everyday chores feel like a team sport of love.

Squeakily grateful,
[Your Name]