Declaring Freedom from the Over-Fed Office Fish

Dear Aquarium Aficionados,

Subject: Declaring Freedom from the Over-Fed Office Fish

I must part ways, but not before apologizing to our office fish, Neptune, whom I fed too generously with leftover bagel crumbs (my bad). To my coworkers, thank you for turning a blind eye to my misguided aquatic generosity. Neptune has forgiven me—albeit with a gurgle of disapproval.

I hope you’ll keep the aquarium in tip-top shape and the group chat full of fish puns. Thanks for the camaraderie, the laughs, and for not letting me turn Neptune’s tank into a swirling ocean of bread particles.

Swimming away,
[Your Name]