A Fond Farewell to Budget Meetings, My Archenemy

Dearest Number Crunchers,

Subject: A Fond Farewell to Budget Meetings, My Archenemy

The time has come for me to wave goodbye to the battleground of budgets, forecasts, and pie charts. While I respect your superhuman abilities to find pennies in corners I didn’t even know existed, my brain craves a land where spreadsheets aren’t the final boss.

I’ll miss your unwavering optimism and the surprising jokes you cracked between all those figures. Carry on crunching; may your spreadsheets remain free of errors, and your sense of humor remain delightfully intact.

Balancing out,
[Your Name]