I Promise Not to Hoard the Blanket…Much

Sweetest [Name],

Subject: I Promise Not to Hoard the Blanket…Much

Every night, our bed becomes a battlefield for blanket supremacy. Perhaps you’ve noticed me, swaddled like a smug burrito while you cling to a lone corner of duvet. But no more, I vow! You deserve duvet democracy.

Still, fair warning: I may occasionally relapse into burrito mode—my toes get cold. But do know that I love you even more than I love hogging blankets. I promise to keep you warm in more ways than one.

Snugly and somewhat selfless,
[Your Name]