I’m Out, and Taking the Last Paper Towel With Me

Hello Office Survivors,

Subject: I’m Out, and Taking the Last Paper Towel With Me

In a final, dramatic gesture, I’m taking the last paper towel from the dispenser. It’s a trophy of sorts—reminding me of every spilled coffee, every messy lunch, and every time I realized, too late, that I was out of tissues.

Thank you for dealing with me, the messiest painter of spreadsheets. You gave me encouragement, comedic relief, and occasionally a fresh roll of paper towels. I’ll remember you each time I wipe away a spill in my next adventure.

Soaking up the memories,
[Your Name]