I’m Saying Goodbye, but You Can’t Escape My Memes

Dear [Name],

Subject Line: “I’m Saying Goodbye, but You Can’t Escape My Memes”

So you’re moving away? Great, now I have to find someone else to laugh at my terrible puns and accompany me on random adventures. But don’t think this means you’re free of me—I’m still going to send you an endless stream of memes, GIFs, and embarrassing throwback photos.

I’ll miss you, but I know you’ll thrive in your new city. Just don’t forget where the cool friend lives (hint: it’s me).

Stay in touch—or else.
[Your Name]