Resolutions? Nah, I’m Aiming for Better Snacks This Year

Dear [Name],

Subject: Resolutions? Nah, I’m Aiming for Better Snacks This Year

As the clock ticks closer to midnight, I thought I’d let you in on my grand plan for the New Year. You see, I’ve decided to skip the usual “work out more” or “eat healthy” resolutions. Instead, I’m fully committed to finding better snacks. That’s right—I’m on a quest for the world’s tastiest potato chips, the most chocolatey of brownies, and perhaps the fluffiest bagels known to humanity.

Of course, I wish you a gloriously refreshing start to the New Year, too. May 365 days of good hair days, zero traffic jams, and random acts of kindness follow you wherever you go. And if you do decide on any lofty resolutions, I promise to cheer you on—from the comfort of my couch, where I’ll be sampling new snack flavors like a true connoisseur.

Here’s to hoping the New Year brings fewer cringey moments, more cheesy jokes, and a long list of surprising joys. I’d raise a glass to that—except mine is currently filled with chocolate milk. Cheers anyway!

Catch you on the snack aisle,

[Your Name]